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Intro: 
e---3-----------|
B---0-----------|
G---0-----0---0-|
D---0----2---0--|
A---2-0-3---2---|x4
E-3-------------|

NOTE! All are open chords except for Cm and Em

G         Em
Fat and alone
Am                 C
You're out on your own
G         Em      Am          C7    Cm
No-one is callin' on your telephone

G             A           C               D
Things aren't getting any better (you're fat and alone)
G       A                     C              D
And you stretched out all your sweaters (so fat and alone)
G             A           C
Things aren't getting any better
D            G        A     C    D
No never, no never

G         Em
Fat and alone
Am                 C
You're out on your own
G       C        Am              C7    Cm
King of blubber sitting on your throne
G             A           C               D
Things aren't getting any better (you're fat and alone)
G       A                     C              D
And you stretched out all your sweaters (so fat and alone)
G             A            C                D
Things aren't getting any brighter (you're fat and alone)
G              A           C         D
And you're not getting any lighter (fat and alone)
G             A           C
Things aren't getting any better
D            G
No never, no never
A            C
No never, no never
D            G
No never, no never
A            C
No never, no never
D            G
No never, no never

(Really quiet chord is a G maj)

Cm        G
You're so fat
Cm        G
You're so fat
Cm        G    C
You're so fat
       G
You're fat