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                      SON GOT TO TALK TO YOU SIT YOUR SELF DOWN YOUR 
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                        DADDY'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY 
  
                        WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEE'S  
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                        TO KEEP YOU FROM GOING A STRAY 
  
                        NOW THEIR ARE SOME RULES THAT US MEN FOLK MUST FOLLOW 
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                        AND LIFE ON THE FARM WILL BE FINE 
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                        YOU CAN BANG ANYTHING THAT YOU FINED IN THE BARNYARD 
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                        BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE 
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                        YOU CAN JACK YOUR SELF OFF JUST AS MUCH AS YOU WANT 
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                        MAYBE GRANDMA WILL GIVE YOU A HAND 
                       
                        OR GO ASK YOUR MOTHER CUS SHE'S BEEN A WAITING  
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                        FOR YOU TO GROW INTO A MAN 
                       
                       YOU CAN PRACTICE ON CACTUS BUT JUST YOU BE CAREFUL 
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                       OF PRICKING YOUR DICK ON A SPIKE 
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                       NO TELLING WHERE ELSE YOU CAN GO DUNK YOUR BISCUIT 
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                       BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE 
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                       DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER CUS YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE 
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                       CUS THAT SORT OF THING JUST AIN'T DONE 
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                       THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU GET A TWITCH IN YOUR BRITCHES 
                       
                        GO LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR YOUR FUN 
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                       YOU CAN PRACTICE ON CACTUS BUT JUST YOU BE CAREFUL 
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                       OF PRICKING YOUR DICK ON A SPIKE 
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                       NO TELLING WHERE ELSE YOU CAN GO DUNK YOUR BISCUIT  
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                      BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE 
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                      YOU CAN GO HUMP YOUR GRANDPA AND IF YOUR REAL GENTLE  
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                     HE PROBABLY WONT KNOW THAT YOUR THERE 
                        
                      BUT WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED JUST BUTTON HIS FLANNELS  
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                     AND PROP HIM BACK UP IN HIS CHAIR 
                      
                     YOU CAN HAVE YOU FIRST CHOICE OF THE SALES MEN THAT CALL 
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                     THE PREACHER WHEN HE CALLS NEXT TIME  
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                     NO WHERE ELSE YOU CAN GO DUNK YOUR BISCUIT  
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                    BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE 
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                    NOW BUZZARDS AIN'T BAD WHEN YOU KNOWS HOW TO EM JUST FART 
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                   AND THEY'LL THINK THAT YOUR DEAD 
                        
                   AND DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE CAT CUS SHE SCRATCHES 
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                   AND POTTY CATS LOVE GIVING HEAD 
                   
                  YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO THE HORSES A CATTLE  
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                  THE CHICKENS THE GOATS AND THE SWINE  
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                  YOU CAN BANG ANY THING THAT YOU FINED IN THE BARNYARD 
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                  BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE